welcome

hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

^{(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)}

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!

the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile

1) [Clarity.]

this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu

3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew

4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.